Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Hilarious Coincidence

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?". The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened here. He asked "What"?? She said "This morning our neighbor James suddenly died."


Lol!!

16 blandishes:

Vinz said...

lol...

:)

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

LMAO!

Love it! ;)

Kisses.

Rià said...

Vinz: :) :D

Rià said...

Luscious: Thanks dear!! :)

sulagna said...

heee i liked this...khikhikhi

wicked!!

and oh about the 6 foot man hovering in my kitchen,. beleive me when you will have yours doing the same, you will actually enjoy it :)

Richa said...

rofling :D

Americanising Desi said...

hahahahah LOLLL

Rià said...

sulagna: Thanks dear!!yeah i guess i got to agree with u on this one coz u r more experienced. :)

Rià said...

Richa: :D ;)

Rià said...

Thanks for liking it AD! :)

sulagna said...

heyii thanks a bunch for following me..m honored..every comment and every follower on my blog is worshipped by me

sulagna said...

and your styling tip on the right side of the blog is nice :)

Rià said...

How sweet of u to say that dear!! Hey btw u can check out my other blog too...which is my very own blog, this one is a shared one.

Rià said...

U r welcome dear!

Unknown said...

LMAO
LMAO
LMAO!!!

Dis was awesome...

Cheers

Nuts

Rià said...

Thanks Nuts!! :D